Hayley and Adonijah Solich

My 7-year-old son walked into my office today and pronounced, “Mum, burps mean ‘yes’ and farts mean ‘no’.”

I just looked at him and said tentatively, “Yes….”

And he continued, “So, ask me a question…”

Well what is a mother to do?

I asked him, “Do you love Jesus?”

Responsed, “Burp!”

I asked him, “Do you love Mummy?”

Response, “Burp!”

I asked him, “Do you love sharing a room with your sisters?”  (Who incidentally he describes as “The Bitches”)

Response, “Burp!”

So I thought I’d really test him out and asked him, “Do you love cleaning?” (Knowing full well he hates it!)

Response, a very strained face with his bottom pressed out and the comment, “That was a fart!”

LOL…you’ve just gotta love his maleness.