Jul 232010
Hayley and Adonijah Solich
My 7-year-old son walked into my office today and pronounced, “Mum, burps mean ‘yes’ and farts mean ‘no’.”
I just looked at him and said tentatively, “Yes….”
And he continued, “So, ask me a question…”
Well what is a mother to do?
I asked him, “Do you love Jesus?”
Responsed, “Burp!”
I asked him, “Do you love Mummy?”
Response, “Burp!”
I asked him, “Do you love sharing a room with your sisters?” (Who incidentally he describes as “The Bitches”)
Response, “Burp!”
So I thought I’d really test him out and asked him, “Do you love cleaning?” (Knowing full well he hates it!)
Response, a very strained face with his bottom pressed out and the comment, “That was a fart!”
LOL…you’ve just gotta love his maleness.
